I'm pretty sure nobody will actually buy these. So sure in fact, that if anyone buys one, I will livestream myself eating an entire box of tissues. That's a promise.

So whether you want to stick it to the streaming services, get some snazzy wall art or just want to see me suffer, get yourself one of my albums on 12" vinyl.

Price per record: £33.90 / $38.90

Lead time: Approx. 2 months